Greg is the animal leader of our pack and for whatever reason he picked monkey (could've picked a dragon, or a tiger, or a T-Rex, but no...). Greg has an uncanny ability to show up 30 seconds prior to a meeting, making it right on time and always in front of Paul (who loves to call him out on it). He also never finishes his Diet Pepsi. Ever.
Pitch the Hell Out of Comps To Prospect Clients
Stand Up for His Fellow Coworkers
Creating Google Slides
If design is the Matrix, then Bryan is the Oracle. Be ready for his feedback cause he'll blow your mind with some shit like "There is no spoon...", leaving you to reconsider your career in design. Legend is his golf game is even better!
AKA Fancy Pants AKA The Machine AKA Captain Marvel, is always two steps ahead of Murphy yet one step behind the perfect margarita. Make sure you log your time or he'll be three steps in yo' face.
This guy drinks way too much coffee for his own good and craves cigarettes every shift. Beware of Vicken's treacheries: He is known to park his car around the block, where he unloads his bike and makes it seem like he rode it to work.
Design & Illustration
Brando will Wordpress the hell out of a site in no time and slap you with some AJAX script to async yo' momma into space. Also, no one knows what the hell he watches on his laptop but it looks intense.
This dude will just start blurbing random shit like "Ma dude" and "Greg!?!" and leave you not knowing what the hell is going on. Michael also owns 256 different bracelets, one for every websafe color in his closet.
eCommerce Web Applications
Dillon keeps it simple: He wears All Black Errthang, he doesn't waste time signing stupid birthday cards and spends his free time checkin-in places on Facebook with his wife while the rest of us are at home eating frozen food in front of the tv.
Web Design & Development
Double Bass Pedal
Oliver is rewriting all the rules for After Effects. He is as good at making mudflaps cool as he is at riding go-karts. Bless his soul for taking over the photography department and working weekends to fill those gaps.
Design & Illustration
Street Fighter II
Pablo Ruiz de Chavez
This guys is the man! So much that if he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him. Pablo has failed three times at becoming vegetarian this year alone.
Keepin' It LIT
Keepin' It Gangsta
Handing L's to Oliver at Street Fighter II